See this little purple crayon wrapper? Acting all innocent?
Don't let him fool you.
Have a look at his pile of victims:
Friends, I have seen laundry incidents in my day, but this -- this was the ugliest. Nothing in this very full load was spared. Even the smallest sock came out polka-dotted purple.
A couple of examples:
Homemakers everywhere, feel my pain. And, um, did I really take my laundry out on the back deck so I could take pictures of it for my blog? Yikes.