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Monday, November 23, 2009

I Also Have Never Figured Out How I Got Onto AARP's Mailing List

Last week in the mail: a brochure advertising Similac's new line of maternity clothes. This week: two complimentary cans of baby formula. Why, oh why? Do they know something I don't? Then again, the formula claims to have "EarlyShield® for immune support." If I drink it, will it give my immune system the boost it needs to get me get over this blasted viral infection that I don't have time for?


myimaginaryblog said...

I bought a shirt at Motherhood one time when I wasn't pregnant because (sigh) it fit. Then when I WAS pregnant and went in there they looked at me funny, since by their calculations my baby should have been about 7 months old by then.

myimaginaryblog said...

(And yet I had a big round belly.)

Anonymous said...

And on the other hand, I--at 8 months along--haven't received anything in the mail! So don't throw out that formula... ;)


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